For the record I am not:

Drag Racer turned Master Craftsman Tom Hanna. I wish I could do something that cool!

Or:

Marathon runner Tom Hanna.
I’m way too lazy and out of shape.

or:
Wine consultant Tom Hanna. Though that does explain my affinity for Italian reds.

or:

Australian Physics Research Assistant Tom Hanna. He gets to play with lasers. I make the dog dance with a flashlight.

or:

Thomas Hanna of the Oregon L5 Society.

or:

Kettering Ohio Municipal Court Judge Tom Hanna.

So please, don’t blame them for my opinions!